Buffy thought about it for a moment. Giles would kill her. Or worse, lecture her.
-Sometimes Even Vampires Like To Sing, by Rae Rosenberg
Cut to Angel's mansion. Angel and Buffy are finishing getting dressed. Their hair is, unsurprisingly, a mess.
Buffy: I gotta fix this. Mom will totally wig if we show up like this.
Angel: She'll just think you had a rough day. You have, look at your hand.
Buffy: Angel this isn't Rough Day Hair, this is Marathon Sex Hair.
- Nor a Borrower Be by Berloke
"Horny," Angel answered.
Willow stared at him her eyes wide. "What did you say?"
"Horny. That's what comes next. Drunk," he held up one finger, "Hung over," he held up another, "Hyper," a third finger went up, "Then horny." He brought the other two fingers up.
"That was two fingers, Angel," she commented.
"I know," he shrugged. "I'm well-endowed."
-at & Mouse: Caffeine, by