Even Vampires Get Headaches
Angel's left shoulder rubbed against the wall as he walked slowly down the steps to his
apartment, the little granules of cement creating friction with his black v-neck pullover. He
wasn't sure he was going to make it to his bed. His legs were heavy and every step he took jolted
the pain in his head.
The headache had formed out of nowhere behind his right eye and had spread to encompass the
entire right half of his face. The heel of his hand was pressed hard against his right eye and he
wished the pressure would counteract the needle-sharp pain. His shoulders were up around his
ears because of the tenseness of his muscles and the joints in his neck felt soldered into place.
There were only two things he wanted right then: darkness and a bed. In a few more steps, he'd
Angel pulled his shirt off and let it fall to the floor on his way to the bedroom, his mind teasing
him with images of cool pillowcases. The illuminated numbers on his night-stand clock told him
it was only noon, which meant that he had six wonderful hours to try and sleep his headache
He sat down on the edge of the bed and pulled his shoes off, wincing at the noise they made
when they hit the hardwood floor. He unbuttoned his pants, but it would take too much effort to
take them off. He turned, laid back and threw an arm over his eyes. He never wanted to move
Too bad his bed companion wanted him to move.
Spike rolled over and snuggled up to the dark-haired vampire who'd rejoined him in the bed. It
was Angel's and his second anniversary of being a sickeningly cutesy couple and he'd been
given a week's holiday by Giles to visit with his lover. Spike could really care less about the fact
that they even had an anniversary, but his Sire was a romantic poof and the blond had the idiotic
urge to want to make it special.
Angel had recently gotten a permanent tattooed collar around his neck to declare his love and
belonging to Spike. The least Spike could do was show Angel, in his own way, that he loved and
belonged to the dark-haired ponce, aside from always wearing the fork-etched cigar band on his
right middle finger.
Spike ran his hand lightly over the bare skin of Angel's torso, stopping to swirl his finger around
his Sire's navel before sliding the digit down the almost invisible line of hair to the unbuttoned
waistband of Angel's pants.
"Angel," Spike said in a low whisper, dragging his blunt fingernail back up the center of the older
man's body, lightly scratching him. "Wanna fuck me?"
"No," Angel grunted.
Spike raised himself up on his forearm, bent his head and ran his tongue over Angel's pectoral.
"Can I fuck you, then?" he asked.
"Spike, get off," Angel said, not moving. "I have a headache. I want to sleep."
"Sex cures headaches and sleep is overrated," Spike said. He bit Angel's nipple gently.
Angel jerked and the pain in his head increased tenfold. With a growl, he shoved Spike away
from him. "Will you quit it."
Spike grinned. "Ooh, Sire wants to play rough."
"No, I don't," Angel said firmly.
Spike pounced on top of Angel and raked all his fingernails down the front of the other man's
chest as he sang, "I don't believe you."
Angel grabbed Spike roughly and threw the blond off of him. "I said no!"
The dark-haired vampire turned on the light and stood. Spike stared up at him in shock from
where the blond had landed on hard floor. "Damn it, Spike, don't you ever listen to me when I
speak?" Angel snapped angrily. "I have a headache and I don't want to literally fuck with you!"
Angel stalked out of the bedroom to the kitchen. He violently yanked open the refrigerator door,
grabbed the ice tray from the freezer compartment and slammed the door shut. Several ice cubes
fell to the floor when he cracked the tray then dumped the cubes onto a kitchen towel.
The tray clattered in the sink, the noise sending spires of pain through his head. He quickly
pulled out a chair, sat down, put the homemade ice pack on the surface of the kitchen table and
laid his forehead down on the blessedly cold towel. He closed his eyes and prayed for the world
to end so he would feel no more pain.
Spike pursed his lips and padded silently across the room when he saw his Sire. He felt like an
ass. He had really thought Angel was just tired. Normally, Angel's tiredness would lead to hard,
fast sex that would send them both off into a deep, refreshing sleep.
He rounded the kitchen table and put his hands on Angel's bare shoulders, planning to try and
massage some of the tension that he could see out of them. Angel shrugged him off.
Undaunted, he replaced his hands.
"Go away, Spike," Angel grumbled, moving away from Spike's touch. "Leave me alone."
Spike tried for a third time to rub Angel's shoulders only to suddenly find himself pinned up
against the sink, his back bending awkwardly as a furious Angel yanked his hair.
Angel's eyes flashed yellow as his face lost its handsome human planes. "You stupid little fuck,"
he hissed. "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
"Shut up." Angel yanked Spike's head back further. "Just shut up and leave me the hell alone
The dark-haired vampire released Spike, forced his human mask back into place, grabbed the ice
pack and started back towards the bedroom. Spike's quiet voice stopped him.
"I didn't mean... bloody hell, Angel, I'm sorry."
"You're sorry," Angel said in disgust without turning around. "Well, if you would have listened
to me to begin with, you wouldn't have to be sorry."
Angel took another two steps forward, stopped again and turned around. Spike was still standing
at the sink, his strong fingers tightly gripping the edges of it, with his face set in an expressionless
mask. That lack of emotion spoke in higher volumes than if Spike was throwing things around
the kitchen and yelling or if he broke down into tears.
Not saying a word, Angel held out is hand, palm up, towards Spike. The blond vampire glanced
down at the hand then looked at Angel for a long moment before crossing to him and taking his
Angel curled his fingers around Spike's smaller hand and led him back to the dark bedroom. He
set the ice pack on the night-stand, unfastened his pants completely and let them fall to the floor.
He stepped out of them, kicked them away, turned and pulled Spike to him.
He dropped his head down to rest on the younger vampire's shoulder and said in a babyish
whimper, "My head hurts."
Spike knew immediately what Angel was doing. His Sire was giving him a chance to erase what
had occurred and start again.
Damn, how he loved the pillock. The great hairball always knew what to do to make things all
right between them. One of these days, Spike thought, he was going to get to be the bigger man
and do something to make Angel feel all disgustingly mushy inside.
"Come on, luv, let's get you into bed," Spike said, lightly pushing Angel. The dark-haired
vampire sighed wearily, laid down and Spike carefully tucked the sheet around him. "Do you
want an aspirin or something?"
"No," Angel replied. "I just want to sleep."
"Okay. Well, I'm going to go in the other room and fart around," Spike said. "Call me if you
"Standard cliché response," Angel said as he let his eyes fall shut.
"Yeah, I know, you silly sod," Spike said, his lips curling up at the joke. He made sure the ends
of the homemade ice pack were secure, but before he put it on Angel's forehead, he bent and
brushed his lips over his Sire's brow, whispering against the smooth flesh, "Love you. Feel
"'K," Angel murmured as Spike put the ice pack on his head. "Fuck you later."
Spike chuckled softly and left the bedroom.