James Marsters Spoon Worshiping Cult



Do you worship the Spoon??







Welcome to the official membership page for the James Marsters Spoon Worshiping Cult. Here we pay tribute to the Spoon. We want to BE the Spoon. Obsessive? Perhaps. Crazy? Maybe. Giggling adolescents? Absolutely. But everyone needs to have some sort of vice. Ours just happens to revolve around a plastic eating utensil.



The horrors!
The Ultimate TV Online Chat video of the Spoon no longer exits!
The above screen caps are the only evidence of the Spoon!




Members



Chiefs of Staff:


Lynn/Lynx
(Lazy)President and Co-Founder

Constance
Vice President and Co-Founder

Lisa
Trearurer

Saber ShadowKitten
Offical Spoon webpage mistress
Understudy to the Spoon


Cultists:


Aaphryn
The limp dish-rag that slowly and gently caresses the dish(James) that had it away with the Spoon

Adrian
Commander of the Spoon mafia

Aia
Impressionist of the Spoon. I look so much like it, James often mistakes us for each other ...

AiiightAmiga
The Spoon's Seductive Asian Masseuse (I would massage and assure the Spoon so that it would be able to fulfill all of James' needs w/out worrying about an aching back)

AJaKe
The Spoon's spoon-ee

Aless
Willing sacrifice for James and the Spoon's pleasure

Alicia
Spoon's personal trainer. I make sure the Spoon makes James' mouth happy in every way.

Alanna The Lioness
Official helper for The Spoon for _any_ of it's needs. ( Or James' as Spoons don't have many problems.)

Ally
The Spoon's portrait artist (I always get his best side)

Amanda-Lynn
The Spoon's maid. (more than one person's gotta' clean James' mouth, now.)

A n
Newly formed Spoon addict; the alter ego of the Spoon, the noops. Appear when James is in a particularly.....naughty....mood.Does evil and wicked things.

Andrea
Obsessed Spoon lover and the first official German Spoon worshipper.

Angela
I am whatever is to be licked from the Spoon, so that James can eagerly devour me. Also, may I say that I lick my Spoon in the same way that James does?

Angelchiki
The Spoonís Lady (Iím the one that accompanies him -and James if heís attached- to all those important events)

Ariana
Spoon's evil twin who kidnaps the Spoon and takes its place.

Ary
Official groupie to the Spoon

Anti-spoon Sam
Chairperson for the Underused Ustensil Union (UUU) who believe the spoon should Fork Orf now and let it be me me me! (Besides, does James really need a spoon when his tongue can already lick so well)

Ashley (Ashes)
The one who likes to lick food off spoons OR the one who bites the Spoon (It's a hard choice you can pick which one sounds better until then I would pick the one who bites the Spoon)

BabyDru
I lapdance the Spoon (since Spoon has no lap, James Marsters fills the roll ,,, *I know it's a tough job*)

Bellabee
The Spoon's Personal Photographer. Where The Spoon is, so am I following with a camera. I get the privilages of being the artistic chick, with a way of always photography The Spoon's good side, and making The Spoon forever more look fantastic !!!

Billie
The Spoonís official driver

BloodySpike
Official court jester to the Spoon

Boadicea
Official Crazy person who runs around screaming SPOON!!!

Brianna
Cult ho #3
Offical travel agent < making sure his 'sleeping' arrangements are taken care of >
Official member #4

Buffy
James Marster's official ho ( since the spoon already has so many... * evil grin * )

Carrie
The Spoon's make-up artist or #1 SPOON fan

Charlie
I am just insane enough to worship spoons. They are the way, the truth, the light. Man.

Chelle
The Spoon's muse Cherry_Bomb
Official love slave to the Spoon, its devoted companion and hypnotised follower

Chocoholic
The Spoon's costume designer

Chrie Dax
The Spoon's interpreter

Christy
The bad, bad girl who was punished by being reincarnated as the Spoon. Punishment?! Yeah right!

cicatrix
the cartoonist who will put out underground propaganda comics chronicling the adventures of james and the spoon, to convert the non-believers...

Claere
Transfixed Spoon starer, lowly Spoon bedtime storyteller

Constantine
I, as the acknowleged mistress of wearing too much eyeliner, shall be the Royal Keeper of the Kohl, should the spoon ever feel the need to wear any.

Court
The Spoon's alternate secretary

Cyndy
The Spoon's Educator -- I'll make sure the spoon is a well rounded utensil. Nothing but the best for James!

Cynthia Eve Moon
Member who spent so much time obsessing over the Spoon, now believes she *is* the Spoon

Dannie
Group freak o' nature

Dare
Official candy maker

Darla
Chief reader of all fanfic form bad fic to smut

Denise
A Spoony Spike

Dingus
The twinkle that glints off the Spoon into James's adoring eyes

Dirty old man
Spoon's official bed warmer(and doesn't object to body warming!HEY HEY HEY...)

Discord
The 2nd slave of the Spoon, Spoon wanna-be

Doodlebug
Imitator of the Spoon, leading to accidental lickage by the holy Spoon master JM. (darn....) Dewlia: Favoured Childe of the alternate reality vampire version of the spoon (yes, it's a mouthful, but so is the Spoon...) Bread Box : The annoying morsel of food caught on the spoon.

Dragongreeneyes
Guardian to the entrance of the innersanctum where in resides the Spoon (with James). No one deemed unworthy may pass. (means I get him, er the Spoon, all to myself)

Dru
Official Carrier and Loyal Servant of the Royal Spoon (and if his Highness James wants it at 2 am, then I shall go and take thy spoon to him!)

Due South
Wicked Spoon worshipper that reads erotic fanfiction to the Spoon and or JM.

DustdVamps
Guardian of the Spoon. Sworn protector of the spoon and all its accesories (James does count!), going everywhere with it and them, making sure they are safe.

Earth Princess Trinity
The official fan who gets to explore where the Spoon has gone before.(Preferably in James' mouth)

Elstar
Official Spoon Physiotherapist (But since we all know that spoons don't have muscles, James will have to do. Oh well.)

Em
The Lowly maid who ravages the Spoon when no one is looking

Emma
The Spoon's dishwasher

Emma
Official kisser of the Spoon. James Marsters comes attached, right?!

Emmie
The Spoon's chef (have to taste test everything first, you know-including His Salty Goodness himself-before it touches the Spoon's mouth, and if it doesn't taste just quite right, well...I keep on tasting)

Emmy
Protector of the Spoon and James' mouth

Eternity
Spoon-wannabe

Evil Spoon Ho
Spoon's nurse in a cute tight uniform

Fae
The Spoon's personal maid who draws relaxing hot bubble baths for the spoon and the Holy Master JM which also involves my divesting the two of their clothing so as to help them wash their wet bodies

Fairelin
Love child of the Spoon

Faith
Spoon and Spoon holders call girl

Faith Harris
The Spoon's bound concubine

Flowermouse
Second acolyte from left, lighter of incense, performing swing

Gigi Devilkitty
The Spoon's royal hairdresser (and since the Spoon has no hair, I'll just have to settle for James) and spoiled little sex kitten.

Gillian the Cute Eskimo
Group mod, she who tries to mate the Spoon with a spork

Gillian Silverlight
Official administrative assistant and Emergency Med Tech for the Spoon (but since it has no needs, I'll have to serve James instead)

Greeneyedgirl
The Spoon's official bedwarmer and snuggler on long, cold nights (and doesn't mind James' cold feet)

Griffin
Bodyguard for the Spoon

grim reaper
The official keeper of hostile17 documents from the american goverment Gripweed
Spoon's hippie (I make sure it's "stocked")

Hannah
The Fork that will lie next to the Spoon and, off course, will also be used by James Marsters.

Haziel
Awful Smiley Bag to carry the Spoon

Hallocutie
Sresser of the Spoon and James.

Hope
Loyal to the Spoon and the licker of it forever

Hostile 17
Channeler of the Spoon

Isa
Cult Ho #3

Ivylee
One obsessed with the Spoon and where its been

Jaff
Official Spoonaholic

Jamie
Spoon's stunt double

Jamierenne
Second official Spoon licker and the licker of James Marsters!

Jasarri
Official big bad, slightly evil-in-a-non-threatening-way, spawn of the Spoon

Jessica
The Spoon's slave

jet girl
The Spoon's official pilot, flying the spoon and James as high as they want to go....

Jeweled JeoKitty
The case in which the Spoon resides (when it's not in James' mouth).

Jiboo11
The Spoon's official historian... which of course would require hours on hours spent with those closest to the spoon (ei James) to ensure accuracy. Blow by blow accounts.. re-enactments of now famous oral events with the key players in spoon's life... all in the name accuracy of course

Joanne
The Spoon's official insane English friend.

Johanna
The Spoon's corrupted ambassador

Joji
The Spoon's personal entertainment officer...wehnever the Spoon (or the lurvely James) wish for entertainment, I shall provide such.

Judy
The Spoon's official secretary

Kalika
Protector of the genetic molecules affixed to the Spoon

Karen
The Spoon's duplicitous protegee, who will move to replace the spoon when least expectsed.

Kata
I am the Spoon

Katarina
Stand-in for the Spoon

Kat x
PA to the Spoon! (Where the Spoon goes, so do I)

Kat
The Spoon's Official Demented Kittie (and of course James Marsters too cuz of their close relationship)

Kate
The official porter to the Spoon (duties to include buffing the presentation box)

Kathryn
James Marster's offering to the Spoon

Katie
Spoon's ghost writer

Katy
The official Spoon killer ( I Will Kill The Spoon And Take Its Place )

Kazz
Head cheerlead for the Spoon

Kelly
Stunt woman for the Spoon

Kendra A
The official groveler and caterer to the Spoon while it is on vacation in Miami with James

Kermetina
Dietian to closely monitor everyting that is put into it (or James') mouth

Kerstin
first german doc of the Spoon and the mouth of James

Kim
Official first-aider to the Spoon and if James is attached, good! Very handy with the sticky stuff.

Kitten
The official worshiper of the Spoon (on hands and knees)

Kittie63
Mortal Sacrafice [if it so comes down to it(to keep the Spoon happy of course)]

Kristin
The Spoon's official tailor, dressmaker, and shoe-shiner

LadiRed
Spoon warrior

Laura
Another scribe to the Spoon and James

Lauren
Offical Guardian of the Spoon's wrinkles.(Since the Spoon has no wrinkles that we know of, James Marsters will have to do)

Laure
Bandleader

Lex
Chief Spoon warmer

Lia
Spoon's camp follower

Linda
Official roamer of the Spoon's savage garden

Lindsey
Manicurist for the Spoon

Lissa
Spoon's stunt coordinator

Little Slayer
The official polisher of the Spoon

Liz
Official BBC2 Buffy watcher

Lora
Pinch hitter for the Spoon

Loves Bitch
Official taster for the Spoon (gotta make sure there's no poison in James' mouth...*evil grin*)

Mala
Spoon worshipper #7

Manerathia
The head priestess of the Spoon and the licker of it

Manic Melancholia
Official Rebound-Ho (for when the Spoon runs away with the dish)

Marie
Spoon's Transylvanian Concubine

Mary and Pettie
The Spoon' s pets, who until yesterday believed that there was no Spoon

Mary Ann
Orally Fixated Grammar Snark

Marysia
Chief alchemist to the Spoon (plastic to platinum)

Meghan
Gossip columnist for the Spoon (and therefore must closely monitor everything the Spoon does ... especially when James is involved)

M'Lyn
Lovely Dancing Entertainment for the Spoon

Mylenn
The drooling worshipper of THE Spoon

Mr. Burns
It is my earnest and fervent desire to become the official, autocratic billionaire to the JMSWC. In exchange for this privilege I will become the eternal slave of James and the spoon. I will make it the focus of my remaining years to ensure that the dreams and aspirations of non-slaves to James & the spoon will go *unfulfilled*

Nadia of the 'Pet me I'm a whore' company
Spoon and co.'s (co. being James of course) live in whore who also takes to petting the spoon ----> but my hand tends to wander else where sometimes...

NEVA
The Spoon's one-night-stand who won't go away

Nicole
Messenger for the Spoon

Nick C. (aka Poli)
High Priest of the cult of the Spoon


Nightbird
Grand high worshipper of the Spoon

Nightvixen
Spoon's official baby oil applier (but obviously James' by default, as spoons don't need baby oil)

Niki
The spoon's music video director

Ninja
Official yes-woman and legal counsel to the Spoon

Noone
Who looks nothing like the Spoon, but will replace it half way through the next season and be accepted by *everyone* as the Spoon.

OpheliaGirl
Official reader of mushy sonnets to James...er, the Spoon

Outrachious
Animal Trainer for the SPOON

Owsyn the Fic Mistres
Weilder of the sacred sword of the Spoon and slayer of the evil Cold germs!

Ozzy2201 Spoon's personal hitman

Pamela
#1 Ho

Pandora
Most humble slave to the almighty Spoon

Patricia R.D.
Just-paroled, official stalker of the Spoon and his salty goodness himself

Perplexy
Positive vibe coordinator for the Spoon

Piglet
who is a dyke, but is very willing to make an exception and be James' Spoon. VERY willing

Princess Daria
Ruler of the mighty Spoon and the land of the mouth of James

Princess Ducks
Spoon's 24-hour, enthusiastic maid

PsychoDru
The Spoon's Masseuse

PurpleKatie
The one who gave the Spoon to the Tick! "SPOON!"

Pyrolagnist
Official possesser and distributer of any and all cigarettes and fire. Should the sacred Spoon or James require either, it is my holy charge to ensure that they are provided.

Rae
Cleaner of the Spoon

Ragna
Spike-fic writing, obsessive Spoon worshipper

RainbowPrinncess
Official watcher of James' tongue while caressing "the Spoon"

Rashainka
Official Scribe to the all knowing Spoon

Ripe Wicked Plum
Official Backscratcher for the Spoon.
Leads the Spoon in campfire songs and hypnotic chants to bend people to it's will.

RITERAITH
Bodyguard of the Spoon, the PR agent for the Spoon and insanely crazed addict of James Marsters.

Rosalilly
Official spell caster to the Spoon (even if it means turning into the Spoon I shall because that is what I have been asked to do ;)! )

Roxanne
Pornography provider to The Spoon
James and I will perform live sex acts for the edification and pleasure of the Spoon. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!

Sabrina
Spoon's body makeup artist

Samantha
Official friend and mentor to the Spoon (someone has to be there for it in those dark, depressing moments that every Spoon goes through..)

Samantha Mariette
Trainer of Spoon for James Masrters' mouth (I need to demonstrate to the spoon with James! Just for the good of the Spoon of course...)

Sarah
Random drooler

Satan
Official offering to the Spoon (and James Marsters)

Sesca
Loyal evil minion to the Spoon

Shelley, aka Lime Spike
Official servant to the Spoon

Shirlz aka Morgana
Spoon's official psychic healer (and obviously James' by default as spoons don't need healing!)

Silverscorpion
Queen of the nympho Spike fans, and newly fledged Spoon lover

Silverstar
Spoon's glam rocker (wearer of glitter eye make-up and tight outfits)

skirtgirl
Chief consort to the Spoon

Soulstarsinger
Player of "soothing" rock music to the Spoon

Spike's Childe
The replacement Spoon. If the Spoon should break, bend, or melt, I shall bravely take it's place in James Marsters' mouth.

Spike Girl
The official Spoon walker. Whenever the spoon (or James) get restless, I have to take them out for a walk and amuse them...In WHATEVER way they want

Spike Happy
I am a loyal Spoon groupie, wherever the Spoon goes I follow, specially if it happens to be James' mouth

Spike's Happy Meal
Leader of the Spoon secret service and protector of James

Spike's Kitten
The Spoon's concubine (thereby James' concubine by default!!)

Spikes_Luv
Costumer for the Spoon

Spike's Porcelain Angel of Death
Current understudy for the beloved Spoon if any *accidents* just happen to randomly occur

Spikeygirl
I'm the Leadsinger of the Infamous Pop- and Rockgroup "The Spoonies" (who try to spread the believe in The Spoon by subtle songs like 'Teenage Spoonbag' or 'Spoon me baby One more time') and also the Most Loyal Belgian Worshipper to The Spoon.

Steph the Bloody
Spoon nuzzler (and if James has the Spoon, well, I'll just have to nuzzle both of them!)

Sunfire
Nanny to the Spoon (I make sure he is tucked in every night)

Susan
The titleless member

Tallulahdahling
Personal Trainer to the Spoon. Specialty: Nose-tip acrobatics.

Technopagan
Masseuse and dietician to the Spoon

Terilla
The Spoon's bondage fun

Tellie
The Spoon's belly dancer (I wiggle for it)

Teresa
Spoon diviner, to tell the future of the Spoon

Tessa
James'....er....the Spoon's < grin > princess and psychiatrist of the Spoon

Theonoe
Acolyte of The Spoon

Tiara Lynne
Official climate controller of JM's mouth before Spoon action (and if this means that my tongue needs to be shoved down his mouth for any reason, well, then so be it)

Tien
Spoon's Alter-Ego (The Spoon's secret personallity who has a tendency to give in to her animal instincts.)

Tormentaarii
Firm believer in Spooning

Trina O'Leary
Insistant drools-upon-the-Spoon Spike fan, James Marsters worshipper supreme

Tricia
Understudy to the understudy of the Spoon

Tzutzane
Therapist to the Spoon (sessions revolving around the Spoon's & James' co-dependant oral fixation)

Vampchick4spike
The official timekeeper for the Spoon. (it must know when to meet James, but if it's late, i'll have to take over for it. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.)

Vampslayer
The Spoon's teaser (if the spoon shall be misplaced then James shall take its place) and the first Latin spoon worshipper because I live in Guatemala.

Vampyr Grrl
The official bather of the Spoon...and James Marsters if he's attached

Vrykolakas
Random Drooler #2

Willie
The coffee-drinking, non-titled member

Willow_Acre
Nibbler of the Spoon

willow_spike
The dish that wants to run away with the Spoon

Wolfen Moondaughter
The wolf-girl who keeps the Spoon's abode (James' mouth) clean (with only her tongue)

wyoluvr
Historian of the Spoon (someone has to keep track of where it's been, right?)





Membership closed.





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