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(Lazy)President and Co-Founder
Vice President and Co-Founder
Offical Spoon webpage mistress
Understudy to the Spoon
The limp dish-rag that slowly and gently caresses the dish(James) that had it away with the Spoon
Commander of the Spoon mafia
Impressionist of the Spoon. I look so much like it, James often mistakes us for each other ...
The Spoon's Seductive Asian Masseuse (I would massage and assure the Spoon so that it would be able to fulfill all of James' needs w/out worrying about an aching back)
The Spoon's spoon-ee
Willing sacrifice for James and the Spoon's pleasure
Spoon's personal trainer. I make sure the Spoon makes James' mouth happy in every way.
Alanna The Lioness
Official helper for The Spoon for _any_ of it's needs. ( Or James' as Spoons don't have many problems.)
The Spoon's portrait artist (I always get his best side)
The Spoon's maid. (more than one person's gotta' clean James' mouth, now.)
Newly formed Spoon addict; the alter ego of the Spoon, the noops. Appear when James is in a particularly.....naughty....mood.Does evil and wicked things.
Obsessed Spoon lover and the first official German Spoon worshipper.
I am whatever is to be licked from the Spoon, so that James can eagerly devour me. Also, may I say that I lick my Spoon in the same way that James does?
The Spoonís Lady (Iím the one that accompanies him -and James if heís attached- to all those important events)
Spoon's evil twin who kidnaps the Spoon and takes its place.
Official groupie to the Spoon
Chairperson for the Underused Ustensil Union (UUU) who believe the spoon should Fork Orf now and let it be me me me! (Besides, does James really need a spoon when his tongue can already lick so well)
The one who likes to lick food off spoons OR the one who bites the Spoon (It's a hard choice you can pick which one sounds better until then I would pick the one who bites the Spoon)
I lapdance the Spoon (since Spoon has no lap, James Marsters fills the roll ,,, *I know it's a tough job*)
The Spoon's Personal Photographer. Where The Spoon is, so am I following with a camera. I get the privilages of being the artistic chick, with a way of always photography The Spoon's good side, and making The Spoon forever more look fantastic !!!
The Spoonís official driver
Official court jester to the Spoon
Official Crazy person who runs around screaming SPOON!!!
Cult ho #3
Offical travel agent < making sure his 'sleeping' arrangements are taken care of >
Official member #4
James Marster's official ho ( since the spoon already has so many... * evil grin * )
The Spoon's make-up artist or #1 SPOON fan
I am just insane enough to worship spoons. They are the way, the truth, the light. Man.
The Spoon's muse Cherry_Bomb
Official love slave to the Spoon, its devoted companion and hypnotised follower
The Spoon's costume designer
The Spoon's interpreter
The bad, bad girl who was punished by being reincarnated as the Spoon. Punishment?! Yeah right!
the cartoonist who will put out underground propaganda comics chronicling the adventures of james and the spoon, to convert the non-believers...
Transfixed Spoon starer, lowly Spoon bedtime storyteller
I, as the acknowleged mistress of wearing too much eyeliner, shall be the Royal Keeper of the Kohl, should the spoon ever feel the need to wear any.
The Spoon's alternate secretary
The Spoon's Educator -- I'll make sure the spoon is a well rounded utensil. Nothing but the best for James!
Cynthia Eve Moon
Member who spent so much time obsessing over the Spoon, now believes she *is* the Spoon
Group freak o' nature
Official candy maker
Chief reader of all fanfic form bad fic to smut
A Spoony Spike
The twinkle that glints off the Spoon into James's adoring eyes
Dirty old man
Spoon's official bed warmer(and doesn't object to body warming!HEY HEY HEY...)
The 2nd slave of the Spoon, Spoon wanna-be
Imitator of the Spoon, leading to accidental lickage by the holy Spoon master JM. (darn....) Dewlia: Favoured Childe of the alternate reality vampire version of the spoon (yes, it's a mouthful, but so is the Spoon...) Bread Box : The annoying morsel of food caught on the spoon.
Guardian to the entrance of the innersanctum where in resides the Spoon (with James). No one deemed unworthy may pass. (means I get him, er the Spoon, all to myself)
Official Carrier and Loyal Servant of the Royal Spoon (and if his Highness James wants it at 2 am, then I shall go and take thy spoon to him!)
Wicked Spoon worshipper that reads erotic fanfiction to the Spoon and or JM.
Guardian of the Spoon. Sworn protector of the spoon and all its accesories (James does count!), going everywhere with it and them, making sure they are safe.
Earth Princess Trinity
The official fan who gets to explore where the Spoon has gone before.(Preferably in James' mouth)
Official Spoon Physiotherapist (But since we all know that spoons don't have muscles, James will have to do. Oh well.)
The Lowly maid who ravages the Spoon when no one is looking
The Spoon's dishwasher
Official kisser of the Spoon. James Marsters comes attached, right?!
The Spoon's chef (have to taste test everything first, you know-including His Salty Goodness himself-before it touches the Spoon's mouth, and if it doesn't taste just quite right, well...I keep on tasting)
Protector of the Spoon and James' mouth
Evil Spoon Ho
Spoon's nurse in a cute tight uniform
The Spoon's personal maid who draws relaxing hot bubble baths for the spoon and the Holy Master JM which also involves my divesting the two of their clothing so as to help them wash their wet bodies
Love child of the Spoon
Spoon and Spoon holders call girl
The Spoon's bound concubine
Second acolyte from left, lighter of incense, performing swing
The Spoon's royal hairdresser (and since the Spoon has no hair, I'll just have to settle for James) and spoiled little sex kitten.
Gillian the Cute Eskimo
Group mod, she who tries to mate the Spoon with a spork
Official administrative assistant and Emergency Med Tech for the Spoon (but since it has no needs, I'll have to serve James instead)
The Spoon's official bedwarmer and snuggler on long, cold nights (and doesn't mind James' cold feet)
Bodyguard for the Spoon
The official keeper of hostile17 documents from the american goverment Gripweed
Spoon's hippie (I make sure it's "stocked")
The Fork that will lie next to the Spoon and, off course, will also be used by James Marsters.
Awful Smiley Bag to carry the Spoon
Sresser of the Spoon and James.
Loyal to the Spoon and the licker of it forever
Channeler of the Spoon
Cult Ho #3
One obsessed with the Spoon and where its been
Spoon's stunt double
Second official Spoon licker and the licker of James Marsters!
Official big bad, slightly evil-in-a-non-threatening-way, spawn of the Spoon
The Spoon's slave
The Spoon's official pilot, flying the spoon and James as high as they want to go....
The case in which the Spoon resides (when it's not in James' mouth).
The Spoon's official historian... which of course would require hours on hours spent with those closest to the spoon (ei James) to ensure accuracy. Blow by blow accounts.. re-enactments of now famous oral events with the key players in spoon's life... all in the name accuracy of course
The Spoon's official insane English friend.
The Spoon's corrupted ambassador
The Spoon's personal entertainment officer...wehnever the Spoon (or the lurvely James) wish for entertainment, I shall provide such.
The Spoon's official secretary
Protector of the genetic molecules affixed to the Spoon
The Spoon's duplicitous protegee, who will move to replace the spoon when least expectsed.
I am the Spoon
Stand-in for the Spoon
PA to the Spoon! (Where the Spoon goes, so do I)
The Spoon's Official Demented Kittie (and of course James Marsters too cuz of their close relationship)
The official porter to the Spoon (duties to include buffing the presentation box)
James Marster's offering to the Spoon
Spoon's ghost writer
The official Spoon killer ( I Will Kill The Spoon And Take Its Place )
Head cheerlead for the Spoon
Stunt woman for the Spoon
The official groveler and caterer to the Spoon while it is on vacation in Miami with James
Dietian to closely monitor everyting that is put into it (or James') mouth
first german doc of the Spoon and the mouth of James
Official first-aider to the Spoon and if James is attached, good! Very handy with the sticky stuff.
The official worshiper of the Spoon (on hands and knees)
Mortal Sacrafice [if it so comes down to it(to keep the Spoon happy of course)]
The Spoon's official tailor, dressmaker, and shoe-shiner
Another scribe to the Spoon and James
Offical Guardian of the Spoon's wrinkles.(Since the Spoon has no wrinkles that we know of, James Marsters will have to do)
Chief Spoon warmer
Spoon's camp follower
Official roamer of the Spoon's savage garden
Manicurist for the Spoon
Spoon's stunt coordinator
The official polisher of the Spoon
Official BBC2 Buffy watcher
Pinch hitter for the Spoon
Official taster for the Spoon (gotta make sure there's no poison in James' mouth...*evil grin*)
Spoon worshipper #7
The head priestess of the Spoon and the licker of it
Official Rebound-Ho (for when the Spoon runs away with the dish)
Spoon's Transylvanian Concubine
Mary and Pettie
The Spoon' s pets, who until yesterday believed that there was no Spoon
Orally Fixated Grammar Snark
Chief alchemist to the Spoon (plastic to platinum)
Gossip columnist for the Spoon (and therefore must closely monitor everything the Spoon does ... especially when James is involved)
Lovely Dancing Entertainment for the Spoon
The drooling worshipper of THE Spoon
It is my earnest and fervent desire to become the official, autocratic billionaire to the JMSWC. In exchange for this privilege I will become the eternal slave of James and the spoon. I will make it the focus of my remaining years to ensure that the dreams and aspirations of non-slaves to James & the spoon will go *unfulfilled*
Nadia of the 'Pet me I'm a whore' company
Spoon and co.'s (co. being James of course) live in whore who also takes to petting the spoon ----> but my hand tends to wander else where sometimes...
The Spoon's one-night-stand who won't go away
Messenger for the Spoon
Nick C. (aka Poli)
High Priest of the cult of the Spoon
Grand high worshipper of the Spoon
Spoon's official baby oil applier (but obviously James' by default, as spoons don't need baby oil)
The spoon's music video director
Official yes-woman and legal counsel to the Spoon
Who looks nothing like the Spoon, but will replace it half way through the next season and be accepted by *everyone* as the Spoon.
Official reader of mushy sonnets to James...er, the Spoon
Animal Trainer for the SPOON
Owsyn the Fic Mistres
Weilder of the sacred sword of the Spoon and slayer of the evil Cold germs!
Ripe Wicked Plum
Shelley, aka Lime Spike
Shirlz aka Morgana
Spike's Happy Meal
Spike's Porcelain Angel of Death
Steph the Bloody
Most humble slave to the almighty Spoon
Just-paroled, official stalker of the Spoon and his salty goodness himself
Positive vibe coordinator for the Spoon
who is a dyke, but is very willing to make an exception and be James' Spoon. VERY willing
Ruler of the mighty Spoon and the land of the mouth of James
Spoon's 24-hour, enthusiastic maid
The Spoon's Masseuse
The one who gave the Spoon to the Tick! "SPOON!"
Official possesser and distributer of any and all cigarettes and fire. Should the sacred Spoon or James require either, it is my holy charge to ensure that they are provided.
Cleaner of the Spoon
Spike-fic writing, obsessive Spoon worshipper
Official watcher of James' tongue while caressing "the Spoon"
Official Scribe to the all knowing Spoon
Official Backscratcher for the Spoon.
Leads the Spoon in campfire songs and hypnotic chants to bend people to it's will.
Bodyguard of the Spoon, the PR agent for the Spoon and insanely crazed addict of James Marsters.
Official spell caster to the Spoon (even if it means turning into the Spoon I shall because that is what I have been asked to do ;)! )
Pornography provider to The Spoon
James and I will perform live sex acts for the edification and pleasure of the Spoon. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!
Spoon's body makeup artist
Official friend and mentor to the Spoon (someone has to be there for it in those dark, depressing moments that every Spoon goes through..)
Trainer of Spoon for James Masrters' mouth (I need to demonstrate to the spoon with James! Just for the good of the Spoon of course...)
Official offering to the Spoon (and James Marsters)
Loyal evil minion to the Spoon
Official servant to the Spoon
Spoon's official psychic healer (and obviously James' by default as spoons don't need healing!)
Queen of the nympho Spike fans, and newly fledged Spoon lover
Spoon's glam rocker (wearer of glitter eye make-up and tight outfits)
Chief consort to the Spoon
Player of "soothing" rock music to the Spoon
The replacement Spoon. If the Spoon should break, bend, or melt, I shall bravely take it's place in James Marsters' mouth.
The official Spoon walker. Whenever the spoon (or James) get restless, I have to take them out for a walk and amuse them...In WHATEVER way they want
I am a loyal Spoon groupie, wherever the Spoon goes I follow, specially if it happens to be James' mouth
Leader of the Spoon secret service and protector of James
The Spoon's concubine (thereby James' concubine by default!!)
Costumer for the Spoon
Current understudy for the beloved Spoon if any *accidents* just happen to randomly occur
I'm the Leadsinger of the Infamous Pop- and Rockgroup "The Spoonies" (who try to spread the believe in The Spoon by subtle songs like 'Teenage Spoonbag' or 'Spoon me baby One more time') and also the Most Loyal Belgian Worshipper to The Spoon.
Spoon nuzzler (and if James has the Spoon, well, I'll just have to nuzzle both of them!)
Nanny to the Spoon (I make sure he is tucked in every night)
The titleless member
Personal Trainer to the Spoon. Specialty: Nose-tip acrobatics.
Masseuse and dietician to the Spoon
The Spoon's bondage fun
The Spoon's belly dancer (I wiggle for it)
Spoon diviner, to tell the future of the Spoon
James'....er....the Spoon's < grin > princess and psychiatrist of the Spoon
Acolyte of The Spoon
Official climate controller of JM's mouth before Spoon action (and if this means that my tongue needs to be shoved down his mouth for any reason, well, then so be it)
Spoon's Alter-Ego (The Spoon's secret personallity who has a tendency to give in to her animal instincts.)
Firm believer in Spooning
Insistant drools-upon-the-Spoon Spike fan, James Marsters worshipper supreme
Understudy to the understudy of the Spoon
Therapist to the Spoon (sessions revolving around the Spoon's & James' co-dependant oral fixation)
The official timekeeper for the Spoon. (it must know when to meet James, but if it's late, i'll have to take over for it. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.)
The Spoon's teaser (if the spoon shall be misplaced then James shall take its place) and the first Latin spoon worshipper because I live in Guatemala.
The official bather of the Spoon...and James Marsters if he's attached
Random Drooler #2
The coffee-drinking, non-titled member
Nibbler of the Spoon
The dish that wants to run away with the Spoon
The wolf-girl who keeps the Spoon's abode (James' mouth) clean (with only her tongue)
Historian of the Spoon (someone has to keep track of where it's been, right?)
Ripe Wicked Plum
Shelley, aka Lime Spike
Shirlz aka Morgana
Spike's Happy Meal
Spike's Porcelain Angel of Death
Steph the Bloody