The Sheep


by Saber ShadowKitten






"I am not going to stick my-"

"Baa."

"-in the bloody sheep."

"Well, someone has to-to stick their, er-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep."

"I'm not touching the sheep with my-"

"Baa."

"-so forget it."

"Hey, don't look at me. I don't even have a-"

"Baa."

"-to stick in it."

"Me either. I'm completely-"

"Baa."

"-less. No-"

"Baa."

"-on me."

"I wonder if the sheep would want any of us to stick our-"

"Baa."

"-in it."

"Let Deadboy sick his-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep."

"Leave Angel's-"

"Baa."

"-out of it."

"The wanker would probably enjoy sticking his-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep."

"Watch it, Spike. Soul or not, I'm still your sire and can force you to stick your-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep."

"I'd actually pay to see Deadboy force Junior to stick his-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep."

"It's my bloody-"

"Baa."

"-and I'm not sticking it in the sheep!"

"God, all of you are losers. Someone just stick their-"

"Baa."

"-in the damn sheep."

"I will stick my-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep."

"Joyce, you don't-"

"Mom-"

"Mrs. S., I think-"

"Joyce-"

"Mrs. Summers, I really-"

"Mum, if you do that-"

"Quiet! I'm sticking my-"

"Baa."

"-in the sheep so we can move on already!"

"I'm gonna speak up first and say I'm not getting anywhere near the cow to-"

"Moo."

"-it."





End